When is the last time you vomited, and what is your longest no-puke streak?
I seriously can't remember. I usually only puke one or two times and then I am done. LOL!
If you could punch one celebrity in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
Paris Hilton...does she count as a celebrity??
Who would win in a fight and why: Michelle Obama or Richard Simmons, if Richard Simmons was sufficiently riled up and armed with a machete and three road flares?
I am going to agree on this one and pick Obama. I have a strange feeling that girl is a scrapper. wait no!! I change my mind...Richard Simmons. I think the road flares would give him that extra edge he would need. Plus hes limber and you never know what kind of damage those crazy legs can do.
What is one thing you wouldn’t confess to your parents, yet have no problem letting thousands of faceless strangers and partial acquaintances on the internet know?
My dad is too cool not to tell him things. Plus he reads this blog....so no luck on me spilling the beans. IF I did have something to share. :)
How many times have you used cell-phone issues (bad reception, no minutes, low battery, etc.) as an excuse, when in reality you just didn’t want to talk to the person?
I will admit, I am a bad cell phone person. I hate how everyone thinks that you ALWAYS have to answer your cell phone. Just because it rings doesn't mean you have to answer it. So yes, I confess, I have used that excuse. Sometimes I am anti-social.
On your way home from work you stop by the local automated car wash. After the sudsy scrub, wash, and wax phases the giant blue drying curtains pull back and you emerge, not out of the other side of the car wash, but into Disneyland. Do you: A) pause to investigate this astonishing aberration of reason and dimensional physics, or B) get in line for Space Mountain.
Play now and try to figure it out later. No sense in wasting a free trip to Disneyland.
Are you filling this out at work?
I am not at work but I am "on the clock"
I also get paid to watch movies and read books. It is a very boring job.
If yes, how much time would it actually take you to finish your average day’s work if you were allowed to go home as soon as you were done?
Not relevant because I am at home right now and I have to wait for other people to get done working before I can stop.
You find an uneaten éclair at the top of the garbage bin, virtually untouched by the filth around it. No one is around. You are hungry and it looks very good. Do you eat it?
Yeah...probably not. I don't like germs. Nursing school completely ruined the ten second rule for me.
Have you ever flipped someone off while driving?
Yes...get off my back I was having a REALLY bad day. Oh and I too have mooned people. I mean, who hasn't really.
It’s just a typical day. You get into your car to head to work. As you reach for your seat belt, you are astonished to find that, in addition to a kickin’ set of mirror dice, your car has also been fitted with a flux capacitor and a time-date coordinate computer. As you hit 88 mph you find yourself in the neighborhood you grew up in and your 12 year-old self is standing next to the car. What 2 pieces of advice do you give your 12 year-old self that could potentially change the course of your life (before taking off for 2020 to stand in line for the latest, almost-operable iPhone)?
This is a hard one....only two things. ok here they are:
1. Forgive, spend more time with family, forget about certain boyfriends, and don't be afraid to take chances (so what if it is really four things)
2. Invest in Microsoft (good idea Logan)
If you had the choice of being the top scientist in your field or having Mad Cow disease, which would you choose?
Top scientist...
Oh good, I was worried you’d pick the Mad Cow.
I thought about it long and hard.
List 2 things you know you should do but you’ve managed to convince yourself you’re too busy to do them:
1. Get a passport...I know, lame but I really need one soon.
2. Post on my blog and email people back.
What is the last all-out lie you've told?
I told someone that I wasn't hungry when really I was starving. The food they were going to give me was DISGUSTING and I am not a picky eater.
As you sit in Bahama Breeze restaurant contemplating the great truths of the universe, you suddenly realize that the coconut shrimp appetizer in front of you is actually a metaphor for your life; the way the different strands of the basket holding the shrimp weave in and out, interlocking with one another like the different friends that have come in and out of your life, how each individual shrimp represents a different period of your childhood and adolescence—some bigger, tastier, and more desirable, others harder, crustier, yet every bit as important in your growth and in making you who you are today, how the contrasting flavors of the pineapple and cocktail dipping sauces symbolize the contrasting personalities and parental styles of your mother and father, who have left distinct, indelible marks on your psyche just as the sweet, delicate taste of pineapple and the bold, robust flavor of tomato and horseradish leave distinct, lingering marks on one's tongue...then the waitress comes and snaps you out of your reverie.
Do you order the Beef Kabobs, Mahi-Mahi, or Surf and Turf?
Mahi Mahi lol
